Saturday, May 26, 2012

Retro Review: Daredevil #297

I'm a huge Daredevil fan. Spider-man might be the 'every man' but I personally find Daredevil more relatable. His, shall we say complicated relationship both with his faith and the women in his life are very compelling. But he doesn't have a very good rouges gallery. For the most part he seems to just get the street level guys who aren't cool enough to fight Spider-man.

One of his better villains however is the slutty murderous multi-personality Typhoid Mary. Her and DD had a thing going in the past, in a sort of twisted Batman/Catwoman type way. In this issue Daredevil has had enough of the Kingpin's shit and decides to take him down. First he must go through his personal body guard and enforcer Typhoid. And how does our hero defeat her?

With his cock.

Yes Daredevil pounces on Typhoid on a roof top they end up making out, and we cut to her in his bed, sound asleep and in her good docile 'Mary' personality. That's right, Daredevil fucked her into submission. And once he had her asleep in her good personality what did he do? He dropped her off at the nuthouse. Fucking gansta.

Let me say this again, he fucked her into submission and then dumped her ass in a nuthouse because she was in his way. Spider-man might be able to take Daredevil in a fight, but only Daredevil has defeated somebody with his penis.

Keep your pimp hand strong Mr Murdock.

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