Sunday, March 10, 2013

Superman vs Thor.

Superman is vulnerable to magic. Thor has a big magic hammer. End of discussion.

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  1. Except the hammer hitting him (in and of itself) carries no magical effect, so it essentially just a strong guy hitting him with a hammer, magic doesn't even enter the equation. If he was hitting him with some lightning bolt from the hammer, then maybe there's an argument to be made

    Even ignoring that, the question of whether he's even fast enough to hit Superman comes into play, in which the safe bet says he isn't at which point Superman curb stomps him with a hundred hits to the face before Thor can figure out what's going on.

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  2. No no no my friend. End. Of. Discussion. Even if he doesn't run magic lightning up his ass all he would have to do is at some point in the fight just drop the hammer on his chest. Since he can't lift it he's pinned.

    And the speed thing barely matters. Superman never bothers to dodge shit he just flies head first into whatever he's fighting. When almost nothing can hurt you you don't learn to dodge.

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    1. Yeah, he'll fly head first into Thor and knock him out cold. End of fight with Thor knocked out in the first round, never even saw it coming.

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    2. Magic hammer, meet Kryptonian balls. Magic lightning, meet Kryptonian nervous system. End. Of. Discussion.

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    3. Except for that part where the hammer doesn't effect him any more than anything else Thor hits him with because magic doesn't work that way unless you're a laughably lazy (read bad) writer.

      Plus compared to guys like Darkseid, Thor's a lightweight.

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    4. Yes if it was just the hammer it wouldn't carry that much magical effect. Although I would argue that simply being magical it will effect him at least sightly more than a non magical item hitting him with the same force. But more to the point in a fight Thor's hammer is always crackling with magical energy. So hitting him pretty much means the phyiscal force plus a nutsack full of magical energy.

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  3. Nope Loki would cast his magic on superman and Thor would beat him up. Then Hulk would smash him finishing the battle :D

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