Monday, August 5, 2013

Dear Energizer Batteries

Dear Energizer Batteries,

While I appreciate your offer of savings on future Energizer Battery purchases, it should be known that the little door on the back of the battery package doesn't work when you weld the fucker shut with a sticker coupon on the other side. I hope this critique has been helpful.

-Yours in Christ
-The Bechtloff

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